hey jules! twinks are everywhere i turn
on homophobia, the pot calling the kettle black, and casting spells
hey jules!
i keep attracting twinks! …and they’re all evil. how can i prevent this from happening?
— seeking peace, tranquility, and light
Oh hey!!!
Now girl why would you frame your question like this? Any answer I’ve got is going to sound homophobic. These are sensitive times, queen. I’m going to watch my tone. It’s not even June yet.
Listen, I hear Etsy witches are really doing their thing over there. I’d say buying a Twink Protection Spell would be worth looking into. Be careful to make sure that you set a pure intention, though! Don’t want any weird shit comin’ after you. The full moon is on Saturday so in that time do some chanting and meditate in the meantime!
Hope this helps! <3
Thank you for trusting me! I love you!
xo
jules
hey jules! is my advice column, remember?
Questions are answered in the order in which they are received <3